"The cobbler's children wear no shoes." Yes, even sleep consultants have children with sleep challenges. Yes, even sleep consultants are exhausted moms that love their coffee...till cocktails. A little reality for you today. Dear Half Consumed Cup of Coffee, I wanted to drink you. I had every intention of drinking you fresh from the pot, piping hot and rich and full of coffee and caffeine happiness. I tried. I sat down; I took a sip. I took another and then yet another.